RAMSEY INVESTIGATION
PARODY SONGS IN MP3!
(In a perfect world, none of this would be necessary...)
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TWO
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 Peter Boyles with Don Wrege March, 2000 |
AS HEARD ON PETER BOYLES'
MORNING SHOW - 630AM KHOW-AM DENVER
PLEASE NOTEThese parodies are not intended to trivialize or belittle the tragedy of this crime. The songs, which parody not only the inept Boulder Police Department's handling of the case but the original songs as well, were produced as audio "letters to the editor" which Mr. Boyles played on his radio program from time to time. These efforts are dedicated to the hope that someday justice will be done. Until then we reserve the right to mock the process in the interest of hurrying it along.
RAMEY SAGA PHASE II
1. Michael
Roll Your Load Some More (1:10)
Michael Tracey, Ramsey apologist, in the spotlight again. Apologies to God.
(lyrics)
RAMEY SAGA PHASE I
2. Only
In Boulder (2:24)
Two square miles surrounded by reality. Apologies to Roy Orbison.
(lyrics)
3.
Grand Jury, The Ramseys (2:04)
If you think they're going to testify, you're nuts. Apologies to Bobby McFarin.
(lyrics)
4. Big
Bad John (Ramsey) (2:35)
He's just tall, that's all. Apologies to Jimmy Dean.
(lyrics)
5.
(Hang Down Your Head) Tom Koby (2:12)
Written many months before he was run out of town. Apologies to the Kingston
Trio.
(lyrics)
6. Werewolf
of Boulder (2:21)
The madness that started it all (Peter Boyle's brain fart). Apologies to Warren
Zevon.
(lyrics)
7. For
What It's (Not) Worth (2:01)
More savaging of Tom Koby. Apologies to Buffalo Springfield, (especially Mr.
Furay who lives here).
(lyrics)
8. The
Ballad of John and Patsy (2:00)
The parents want to find the killer. Sure they do. Apologies to John and Paul.
(lyrics)
9. The
(Ransom) Letter (1:55)
It's a bitch to write left handed when you're under stress. Apologies to The
Box Tops.
(lyrics)
10.
Act Naturally (1:15)
Dedicated to Michael Tracy's "crockumentary" as Peter
calls it. Apologies to Ringo.
(lyrics)
11.
Friends In High Places (2:20)
In Colorado, you get the best justice you can afford. Apologies to Garth Brooks
(lyrics)
12.
Searched the Homes (1:54)
The FBI gets involved and Alex Hunter gets weird. Apologies to John Denver.
(lyrics)
13. Take
This Badge and Shove It (1:40)
Accurately predicted, one week after he resigned, that Detective Thomas
was going for a book deal from day one. Apologies to Johnny Paycheck.
(lyrics)
BONUS TRACKS
14. Paula
the Brown Nose Newsie
Paula Woodward's theme.
15.
Patsy (1:27)
Written on the sad occasion of her unfortunate and untimely death.
Then Peter got an idea to let the audience make up some songs. Here are the hits.
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