WEREWOLF OF BOULDER
(apologies to Warren Zevon's "Werewolf of London")

I saw a werewolf with an Italian menus in his hand
Walking down Boulder's Pearl Street Mall
He was looking for a place called Pasta Jay's
Gonna get himself some spaghetti and meat balls

Ah-ooooooooo!
Werewolf of Boulder

If you hear him walking 'round
Outside your house in the snow
Better not let him in
Little beauty pageant queen
Got strangled last last night
Werewolf of Boulder again

Ah-ooooooooo!
Werewolf of Boulder

Well I saw Tim Honey walking with Mayor Durgin
Doing the Werewolf of Boulder
I saw Tom Koby walking with Alex Hunter
And they were doing the Werewolf of Boulder
I saw a werewolf walk right past the media at D.I.A.
And his stare...was perfect

Ah-ooooooooo!
Werewolf of Boulder

Ah-ooooooooo!
"Next question."

(parody lyrics copyright Don Wrege, 1997-8 Eyesongs, ASCAP)