GRAND JURY, THE RAMSEYS
(apologies to Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy")


Police have finally done their work

And now they'd like to talk to Burke
Grand jury, the Ramseys

You saw their ads you read their fliers
John and Patsy say the cops are liars
Grand jury, the Ramseys

(If it looks like arrest again, take your money and move to Spain)

They say they will cooperate
If you believe that then just wait
Grand jury, the Ramseys

You really think they'll take the stand
Man you're living in a fairy land
Grand jury, the Ramseys

They claim it would cause Burke some trauma
To take the stand and talk about his momma
Grand jury, the Ramseys

Brother Burke won't even get a chance
His daddy'd rather send him straight to France
Grand jury, the Ramseys

(parody lyrics copyright Don Wrege, 1997-8 Eyesongs, ASCAP)