(apologies to Buck Ownes'' "Act Naturally")

They're gonna put us in a movie
They're gonna show it on the BBC

We said we'd wait until after the grand jury
All we tried to do was act naturally

We'll put spin on all the gory details
A documentary look at our defense
All we have to share is our sad talke
It's just a shame it doesn't make much sense

A British college teacher Michael Tracy
Said he'd do us right by our story
But he's already taken his name off it
And all we tried to do was act naturally

(parody lyrics copyright Don Wrege, 1997-8 Eyesongs, ASCAP)