Me & Mr. Jones,
We got a thing going on.

Some sex that's vanilla, with another fella,
Doesn't mean I'm gay.

Methamphetamine, sounds a bit extreme,
I was tempted, but I swear, I threw it away.

Me & Mr. Jones,
We got a thing going on

I wanted a New Life, and I hoped that my wife,
Wouldn't find out one day.

On my motorbike, I'd visit Muscle Mike,
And pray that he'd rub me the wrong way.

Me & Mr. Jones.