Blowing Smoke

by Don Wrege

as featured on Club Corp's ClubHaven site
in the Cigar Lounge / Cigar Press

 

 

Missing Lynx

by Don Wrege

When we lost the Viet Nam war in 1973 it was seen as a victory of sorts for the free wheeling "peace movement," which included everything from jesters like the Yippies to violent radicals like the SDS (Students for a Democratic Society).

With no war to protest, and all that momentum behind a generation of baby boomers ready to "change the world," environmentalism was adopted as the next most logical cause. After all, the hippie infrastructure, the volunteer spirit, the mailing lists, the day-glo posters and requisite rock star bandwagon jumpers were already in place.

These days we are witnessing the growth of Enviro-terrorism, most recently demonstrated by the so called "Earth Liberation Front." (ELF for short--kind of has a mischievous ring to it doesn't it?) Like Greenpeace gone bad, the recent burning of three buildings and four ski lifts in Vail Colorado is the kind of "mischief" for which ELF claims responsibility.

The group was supposedly avenging the Vail ski industry's increasing encroachment on the natural habitat of a warm and fuzzy line of cat called the lynx. (Problem is, while there have been reports of lynx "sightings" around Vail over the past fifty years, there is no definitive proof this area is a prime habitat for this secretive, nocturnal species of cat.)

ELF might have its ski resorts mixed up, but what the hey? It was rich people whose property and recreation area was torched, so who really cares? How dare those wealthy folks torment the proud denizens of the woods, skiing down the mountain in their loud clothes and designer shades? They probably smoke cigars too!

When misguided souls adopt a religious fervor feeling their noble end justifies any violent means, we have a holy war on our hands. No more respectable than "unabomber" Theodore Kaczynski "going postal," the Enviro-terrorists' self defeating jihad will only bring larger buildings and increasing development to Vail thanks to the massive insurance policies that will more than reimburse the $12 million loss.

Meanwhile, seemingly well intentioned fools like the "Earth Liberation Front" give every conscientious environmentally aware individual a bad name with their childish and cowardly acts of vandalism. My advice? You kids stop playing with matches, grow up, and get involved with the political process if you want to change the world. (The rest of us learned that back in the Sixties.)

Light anyone?

Back to Blowing Smoke Table of Contents

Copyright, 1998 - 1999 Don Wrege and Club Corporation of America
All Rights Reserved